Brownian Motion Ride

What’s all the commotion

About this promotion

On the brand new Brownian Motion Ride?


Early reservations

For this new sensation

Based on calculations by Mr. Einstein?


I’ve heard they first seat you

Then proceed to shrink you

To a very minuscule particle size.


They then put you all in

A small speck of pollen

And watch you all randomly jiggle inside.


How horrid to fathom

The onslaught of atoms

Bombarding you violently from every side,


With nowhere to hide

As the coaster collides

With the atoms all zipping around left and right!


I’m sure Robert Brown

Would have flipped if he found

Children bouncing around in such terrible ride.


With bitter emotion

I deplore the notion

Of this brand new Brownian Motion Ride!